problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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