last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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