she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Small penises have feelings too.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
you never un-have a 4some
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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