Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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