i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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