You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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