you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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