I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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