It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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