My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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