i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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