everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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