I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Randomize
