So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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