On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
smell my finger.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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