before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Four minutes until I can fart!
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'd cum for enchiladas.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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