I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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