This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
NoShamevember. You game?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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