It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
