I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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