Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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