Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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