I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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