So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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