bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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