Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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