she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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