I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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