You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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