Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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