It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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