I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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