Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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