belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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