Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
There r osticjed everywhere
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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