Already got asked if we're dating
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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