I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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