I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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