how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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