We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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