the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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