I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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