Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i think my mom watched the whole time
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
We got so high we made milksteak
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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