Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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