dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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