anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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