Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
he told me I talked like a deaf person
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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