can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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