We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
