He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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