i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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